safe to drink

safe to drink
This water is most likely safe.
If you have any concerns
about contamination due to hydraulic fracturing
expose water to flame.

Once
I had no concerns
about hydraulic fracturing.
It sounds
like a trick of the light,
bending its way
through a raindrop
on a tulip's nose.

Hydraulic fracturing,
says wikipedia,
is called "frac jobs,"
[1][2]
"frac'ing,"
[3]
"fracking,"
[4]
or
"Hydrofracking", all named
by mens
if you ask me.

Frack it up!
Has your wellbore
drilled
into reservoir rock formations
to
INCREASE THE RATE
and ultimate recovery
of oil and natural gas?
Is the natural permeability of your shale TOO LOW
(measured in the microdarcy to nanodarcy range)?
Let us help you
ENHANCE
the waste remediation process!
Hydraulic fracturing: for
stimulation
of
oil and natural gas wells!!!!

From now on
I will always
expose water to flame.