Offensive

I called everyone a bunch of pussies the other day

and I said sorry.  I am offensive

but I’m not sorry,

and I have to tell you

that sometimes

what I find offensive is polite conversation.

One time I was professional for five, maybe seven years

and it sucked.  But that’s my problem.    

And I realize that you are not a pussy.

I should not call you such a thing.

But could I call out the collective, just for shits? 

I don’t mean anything by it, I swear

except to say sometimes I want to call you out,

sometimes I want to level the whole thing out,

just for fun,

(also, why are dick and asshole any better?)

and I hope you’ll do the same for me.

Because I want to say that we are a bunch of pussies.

It’s fun.  Let’s be pussies together.