I think it might be safe to say that the history of English language poetry has never seen a dudes/cougs rhyme!
we are re-writing the rules at runapowrimo!
Haha so true! In my mind, 'dude' and 'cougar' are the masc/fem gender epithets of the moment, so amazing that you rhymed them. Also, they happen to be super hilarious to say, early & often.