A poem a day in April from Rutgers English PhD students and friends.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Less Finesse, More Spank

for Tasia

less velvet, more velour
less Dom Pérignon, more Andre
less diamond, more cubic zirconia
less Twin Peaks, more Ru Paul's Drag Race
less sunlight, more Faux Glow
less sugar, more Splenda
less manchego, more Velveeta
less treadmill, more Skechers Shape-Ups
less lemon, more Manic Panic
less perfect pitch, more Auto-Tune
less grass-fed beef, more T.G.I. Friday's frozen appetizers
less cafe, more Facebook


  1. Oh man let us all eat TGI Friday's frozen appetizers while walking around in our Shape-ups. Does TGI Friday's make jalapeno poppers?

  2. I'm not sure, but they DEFINITELY make potato skins with "cheese" and "bacon"!